Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Never too old for a goody.


As opposed to Naughty





Cannibalism isn't frowned upon here





Thursday, June 23, 2011

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

It'll help you out in a pinch...

Get the giant drunk, throw a torch in his eye, and get the hell out of there!


Dr. Frankenpoo has created a monster.

But why must it claim it has a "real nipple?"  Trying to tap into children's biological needs?

Freudian marketing to boys?

Friday, June 17, 2011

Non-standard post

Take a look at this receipt I got from In-N-Out Burger (or as I like to call it, "the old in-out, in-out").

Okay, so you know that In-N-Out, as a corporation, serves God.  Or, at least, that's the image they maintain with their Bible verses on their cups, fry boxes, etc.  I ordered something I would normally get, and the cashier told me it would be $6.66.  I looked at Nikki with a silly and subtly astonished look on my face.  I thought we were going to just have a moment and then laugh about it later.

To my surprise, the young, fidgety cashier gasps and exclaims, "THE DEVIL!"  I burst my seams with laughter.  

In his defense, he was joking.  It was just really intense, and can only confirm that In-N-Out employees are familiar with the number of the beast.  How did the total come out to $6.66 when there aren't too many combinations of items at the restaurant and I got something I normally get?

Devil: 1
In-N-Out: 0


Hehheh


I'm guessing "Breath Shower" is the flavor here?

Oh hells yes.

This drink has got to be against Truth in Ad...oh no; I just used the phrase, "Oh hells yes."  I'm setting a very bad precedent here.

Let's just put it this way: if I don't have a neurogasm after I drink this...I'm...not going to be surprised.

Anticlimactic.

SAY WHAT?


This was attached to the back of EVERY seat in a 500+ person auditorium.  Funny that it was for Latin American Music History.  Not funny that they used the phrase, "Oh hells yes."

Awwww..guerilla advertisers trying to be cool.

Hey, look, we (3) graduated!

And we've been saving all of these for you.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Babies

I thank you, Ralph's label creator, for giving me a laugh in the aisle.