No Wheat, No Salt, All Baby

Natural Selection

Wine is a classic offering when going to someone else's party if it isn't in a dorm room.  Are you really supposed to bring this to a lady friend with some sort of awkward subtext?  Maybe you're supposed to share it with your dude friends to assert your dominance.

Listen, I know, you've seen this.

But have you really contemplated the possibility of such a garden?

Rico...

Who's the boss?

Stock up on them for when you come into work a little late.  Let him know he's still in control.