Don't Fiddle With It

Another common one, but I don't think you realize the awesomeness that is faddle.

Like damn, that's hot.

Taking sugar-firewater to a whole new level.  Meta!

Babies

I thank you, Ralph's label creator, for giving me a laugh in the aisle.

No Wheat, No Salt, All Baby

Natural Selection

Wine is a classic offering when going to someone else's party if it isn't in a dorm room.  Are you really supposed to bring this to a lady friend with some sort of awkward subtext?  Maybe you're supposed to share it with your dude friends to assert your dominance.

Listen, I know, you've seen this.

But have you really contemplated the possibility of such a garden?

Rico...

Who's the boss?

Stock up on them for when you come into work a little late.  Let him know he's still in control.

Solid Gold Yeller

A departure from the normal human fair, I present to you: a Disney endorsed and marketed dog food! Who names a dog Old Yeller anyway? Old? Yeller? I don't understand.

I told Bill to stay away from those.

May contain some real Bubba.

Salty.

Old Salty and I had to stop hanging out after I got high blood pressure.

T'was a good harvest this year, boys!

One fewer name for new marijuana strains.

That Friday Night Taste

Barack around the clock

"I don't always drink liquor, but when I do, I drink Barack" - President Obama

seen at grocery store in Budapest, Hungary.

Schwip goes the Cola, Schwap goes the Orange

Seen at Penny Markt in Kochel am See, Germany

a very specific kind

What an awkward name.  I would have just kept it simple with: "Taste, Please"

[Plastic] Meat in Basket

It's our child's critical period for learning various associations about the world, let's give them some plastic fast food to play with.